Figuero was discovered hanging out under the gigantic mulberry tree in the front yard.
He slithered away in a huff when all the humans made a big fuss over and him and started shooting at him with their cameras.
"If I'd known the Paparazzi lived here, I might have gone somewhere else!" he snapped before sliding gracefully through a hole in the fence to the back yard . . . where we Chiweenies spend a good part of our daytime hours.
Hmmm. Hope we're not gonna have a problem with him.